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sym69lofthesignless:

pokemon-personalities:

i had this weird dream that a new gameplay trailer for x and y was released and it was literally 20 minutes of them doing cool tricks on rollerblades

Pokémon XTREME AND YEEHAW

yen-sama:

askmiyuki-hoshizora:

Omg! I just realized that xD




Argument invalidated.

yen-sama:

askmiyuki-hoshizora:

Omg! I just realized that xD

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Argument invalidated.

STORY TIME

windicuffs:

So we had grad today right and as a tradition the kindergardens sing a song to the grade 12 graduates. this year the chorus of the song was:

“Be yourself

Unless you can be a unicorn

Always be a unicorn”

Thank you, oh wise kindergardeners. I will always be a unicorn.

saccharinesylph:

vintage-aerith:

mary totally came up with all of these, i contributed the spray paint fumes

I’M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER

saccharinesylph:

vintage-aerith:

mary totally came up with all of these, i contributed the spray paint fumes

I’M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER

(Source: shinjaninja)

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

roasted-tuspooky:

if you had the chance to change your fate…

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would you?

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

(Source: ticktockhop)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea

I’m doing a poll, Reblog if you choose the Water starter

messed-up-logic:

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(Grass)

(Fire)

Dancing Lasha Tumbai | Verka Serduchka

edwardspoonhands:

auntytimblr:

thirtywhacks:

sazzlepops:

still the best Eurovision song

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don’t even argue with me

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just accept it

they were fucking robbed, still mad about this like 7 or 8 years later

This song is all I’ve ever wanted to be in life. 

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Always happy when this comes back around on the dash…

(Source: holepsi)

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wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god